the kicking horse of scope creep

I’m sorry for the error but my phone does not have spell check. Also, despite whatever it is you may have once believed, I am not the King of Impeccable Spelling.

I was thinking that you should probably ask me about the things that you want to ask me about but don’t ask because you are afraid that by asking you would make me feel uncomfortable.

I was also thinking that I should say the things that I think about but don’t say because I know that by saying those things it would make me feel uncomfortable.

With that said I am partially delirious at the moment and the sound of the laundry turning in the dryer may be resulting in some sort of rare hypnotic state.

At some point I’m sure that I will change my mind about whatever it was I was thinking about (if I was thinking about anything at all) at which time I will be thinking about why I was thinking and probably feeling uncomfortable about it.

It’s always like this, isn’t it?

We all like Flipper, right?

Flipper – Ever

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The internet connection I am stealing sucks to death. Please stupid neighbors, step up your world wide web game. My people demand it.

£

(This is a test. In this test I challenge the internet and emerge victorious after having been defeated so many times. It may be safe to say that I cannot be stopped when it comes to displaying weird characters that foreign people feel the need to use sometimes.)

While the damage caused by curiosity can’t be undone (and surely this must be the worst sort of intrusion) I really do feel bad about discovering your passwords and the abstruse secrets contained therein.

Barcelona – I’ve Got the Password to Your Shell Account

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It was nice outside so I had the door that goes out to the deck open but then one of the neighbors started playing that Hasidic Jew reggae guy music so I had to close the door.

(in an indefinite state of faked lucidity)

I was going to cook something for dinner, but then I decided that a bowl of Peanut Butter Crunch would make me a lot happier.

The Radio Dept. – A Window

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This is my I-DOG. His name is Toru Okada. He likes to dance to Unrest songs.

Even though he is mostly plastic and rotors and blinking lights, I suspect that he loves me just as much as you ever will.

Unrest – Cherry Cream On

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I’m moving to South Korea posthaste.

Repeatedly waking up and then finding myself with nothing to do so I lie back down and try to sleep again. I think this is simple lethargy, not depression.

I keep dreaming about being tormented by various ethnic minorities. When I open my eyes, I am upset that my subconscious made choices so obvious and wrong.

Regardless of the frequency and amplitude of my brain waves, I simply can’t avoid embarrassing myself.