the kicking horse of scope creep

Eight more dead bees found today.

Caribou – Bees

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If I could cite only one thing that led to our downfall it would be our failure to wear fast shoes.

Yes, the character names used in my online serial publication Adventures in Monorailing were taken from spam email messages, but I think the question you should really be asking is, “what will Maximilian Nieves, Aryana Cumming and Richard F. Uduku Esq. do next?”

From: Ryan
Sent: Wednesday, July 26
To: Team
Subject: RE: Team Item: Happiness

While any interpretation of the data may introduce ambiguity, it is hard to argue with one of the most respected authorities in this area. When he stated, “mo’ money, mo’ problems,” my opinion on the topic was fixed.

Ryan

My house is littered with dead bees. I have no idea what this is supposed to foretell.

Brainiac – Beekeeper’s Maxim

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The results of last weekend:

While it wasn’t really intended, I think it’s ok.

The Shangri-Las – Give Him a Great Big Kiss

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Plans to consume screwdrivers until I could no longer feel my face were unfortunately interrupted due to circumstances beyond my control.

I once thought that our god was not was not actually a vengeful god. Needless to say, I was compelled to believe otherwise.

Swirlies – Two Girls Kissing

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Yes, it’s true that I have dainty hands.

I’m going to start manufacturing fortune cookies.

Inside every cookie the tiny slip of paper will read, “Your party will be a success.”

You never heard this Christiana album, but that is only part of the reason why you are a terrible person.

Christiana – Magpie Eye

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If it stops raining maybe I will walk across the street to buy some tortillas.

Happy Fourth of July!

Can’t think of stuff to type. Blog skills deteriorating. Please leave inspirational comments or something.

Max Tundra – So Long, Farewell

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