Archive for September, 2006

Saturday, September 30th, 2006

Ryan 9/29/06 6:44 PM i decided as i was driving home that i am not driving the bus but i am navigating and i only have a tiny fragment of the map

9/29/06 6:44 PM i am pretty sure that this will be the next important analogy

Friday, September 29th, 2006

I was the one at your party wearing the fat girl jeans.

OOIOO – UMO

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Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

A big hello to whoever or whatever decided to let the air out of my tire.

I probably deserved it but I’m not going to learn anything from it.

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Please let me know if you would like to buy my house and my car. It occurs to me that these things are preventing me from disappearing.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

If you are searching Google for “scope creep cartoon” you aren’t going to find whatever the fuck it is you are looking for here.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

I forgot about the future for a while.

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

I looked up “ennui” but I’m still not sure if it describes the state I’m in.

Friday, September 15th, 2006

Some time next week I will totally start trying harder.

Maybe.

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Dad, it pains me to learn that the success of the Humanoid Ambulatory Conveyance Mechanism (H.A.C.M) developed by the Ford Motor Company in the late 1950′s was quelled due to prejudices you continue to harbor.

Genghis Tron – Dead Mountain Mouth

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Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

I think I’m losing my soul.

Or something approximating a soul.

Maybe something wraithlike.

Probably wasn’t worth the time anyway.

Shoplifting – Male Gynecology

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Saturday, September 9th, 2006

No new bees today!

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

I’m gonna hook up my Dreamcast right now and I’m gonna play Jet Grind Radio so hard.

The Blow – The Long List of Girls

(Right click and save. The new Blow album is coming out on K Records on October 24th and if you don’t buy multiple copies I am totally coming to your house and I will be looking really threatening.)

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

This is the part where someone tells me how I really don’t want any of it to stop.

Marit Bergman – Real Love

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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

I thought locking myself inside all day might stop the influx of insects.

I was wrong.

Seefeel – Hive

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Monday, September 4th, 2006

I walked through a cemetery tonight carrying four vegetarian sausages, two boxes of bran flakes, one liter of Fresca and a purple vinyl wallet.

I’m not quite sure what’s wrong with me.

Mika Miko – Tighty Liberace

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