the kicking horse of scope creep

At first I thought I was getting a head cold but then I thought it might be because I kicked myself in the nose…

…it would require an elaborate setup for which I don’t have the time.

For a long time it was clear what was wrong with me, but now I guess it has to be something else.

Ultimately all of my actions will be prefaced with the word “attempted.”

You know I would.

Television Personalities – If I Could Write Poetry

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If you start to think that your life has no purpose please remember that if you don’t stop me from adding The Garbage Pail Kids Movie to my Netflix queue then no one will.

“No, I wasn’t just making the lyrics up.”

The Smiths – Unloveable

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[9:29:44 AM] Ryan says: “we were led by idiots into something idiotic”

[9:29:54 AM] Ryan says: i think that was the same defense the nazis used

So this is what it’s like.

Quasi – You Fucked Yourself

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“Oh yeah, sometimes I think so but then I remember about all the bleeding…”

When it happens it will be an accident, but few (if any) will describe it as terrible.