Archive for December, 2006

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Eventually you will come to understand that there was nothing you could have done that would have torn me away from the intense competition promised by the MPC Computers Bowl.

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Given my physical composition I know that the onset of a blood clot is an impossibility, but I feel the pain brought on by absolute stasis nonetheless.

Friday, December 29th, 2006

“Yes, it is pronounced the same as the dude from Prison Break. Thank you for noticing.”

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

I knew it was over after I found out that you stole my idea for the smelarm clock.

Country Teasers – Don’t Like People

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Sunday, December 24th, 2006

It’s really not as pathetic as it looks.

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

No, just sad.

Seam – Look Back In Anger

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Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Best Google keyword hit this week: “diphenhydramine buzz”

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

As I struggled to open the bottle of vodka I thought, “maybe this isn’t what God wants after all.”

Big Black – Kerosene

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Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

She said it was due to a desperate desire to be someone else. I wasn’t sure, but any explanation was better than what I was working with.

Suicide – Hey Lord

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Friday, December 8th, 2006

Don’t worry, I’ll still feign indignation when it’s appropriate.

Friday, December 8th, 2006

When suicidal and homicidal, the socially responsible idiot will make sure to off himself first.

Or so I’ve been told.

DAT Politics – Amazing Dan

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