the kicking horse of scope creep

Eventually you will come to understand that there was nothing you could have done that would have torn me away from the intense competition promised by the MPC Computers Bowl.

Given my physical composition I know that the onset of a blood clot is an impossibility, but I feel the pain brought on by absolute stasis nonetheless.

“Yes, it is pronounced the same as the dude from Prison Break. Thank you for noticing.”

I knew it was over after I found out that you stole my idea for the smelarm clock.

Country Teasers – Don’t Like People

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It’s really not as pathetic as it looks.

No, just sad.

Seam – Look Back In Anger

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Best Google keyword hit this week: “diphenhydramine buzz”

As I struggled to open the bottle of vodka I thought, “maybe this isn’t what God wants after all.”

Big Black – Kerosene

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She said it was due to a desperate desire to be someone else. I wasn’t sure, but any explanation was better than what I was working with.

Suicide – Hey Lord

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Don’t worry, I’ll still feign indignation when it’s appropriate.

When suicidal and homicidal, the socially responsible idiot will make sure to off himself first.

Or so I’ve been told.

DAT Politics – Amazing Dan

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