Archive for March, 2008

Monday, March 31st, 2008

“Equally weirded out by” would be a more accurate assessment, but you can label it as you like.

Gudrun Gut – Rock Bottom Riser

(The Gudrun Gut album from last year is easily my favorite thing in quite some time, so it would be good of you if you could figure out how to throw some money her way.)

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Dear sir,

The results of our study indicate that your ears do not adjust appropriately to changes in atmospheric pressure. We regret to inform you that you don’t get to go to space :(

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Our affluence created ample opportunity for this brand of stupidity.

I had to get out of the country at all costs.

Long Fin Killie – Bigger Than England

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

How we did it remains an embarrassing secret.

Orchid – Le Desordre, C’est Moi!

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

To your inquiry I responded, “she’s gotta be the one who takes control.”

The Fall – Hotel Bloedel

Friday, March 14th, 2008

It marked the point where attempts at stupid humor became a bit too esoteric. My feelings were hurt more than a little.

Cheveu – Lola Langusta

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

We complained. We commiserated. Then we killed them with our minds.

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

I spent the entire week reading nothing outside of old Marilyn vos Savant columns from Parade Magazine but my interior dialogue still sounds nothing like your mom.

Johnny Foreigner – Suicide Pact, Yeah?

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

After that I worked hard to get a lot of money. Now I’m gonna spend it on a different kind of stupor.

Television Ghost – No Doz