the kicking horse of scope creep

There was ample friction against our metal frames but the results were decidedly disappointing.

“Are you sure you want to quit?” is not a question that you need to keep asking.

The deal was that I could turn them inside out, but I couldn’t let them die. I felt kind of like Spider-Man. I felt kind of bad.

Marnie Stern – Simon Says

(the new Marnie Stern album is super great. Please buy it.)

So unless someone is specializing in visual representations of disappointment I really can’t relate.

I don’t respond well when touched. I don’t have an accelerometer.

I’ve decided that we can’t talk about anything anymore. We watch all of our television asynchronously.

It’s a feeling that seems to rear its head most frequently in a setting where my presence is non-obligatory. After the fact I feel decidedly worse.

Yeah, we went to the party. A lot of horny elves were there. It was awkward but also pretty cool I guess.

Tall Dwarfs – Bee to Honey