Archive for November, 2008

Monday, November 17th, 2008

The algorithm produced the following artist recommendations:

  • I Would Set Myself on Fire for You
  • Pants Yell!
  • Funeral Diner

By my estimation the likelihood that I would listen to those artists was low. There was nothing particularly algorithmic about it.

I reorganized the names into a hilarious narrative. It was never acknowledged as such.

Friday, November 14th, 2008

I guess I don’t own Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 anymore. What other horrible truths have I yet to uncover?

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Me @ 8:14: why doesn’t this computer have a backspace key?

R— F—– @ 8:14: I don’t know?

Me @ 8:15: it’s a flaw i think
will need to contact apple
maybe it’s because this is a refurb

R— F—– @ 8:17: is it missing or something?
I don’t understand

Me @ 8:17: check yr laptop. it doesn’t have a backspace key.
also lacks ‘page down’

WTF?

i need page down
you will see that i am right in this matter

R— F—– @ 8:19: delete is backspace
fn + delete = delete
well I’ll have to wait until i get to work
I’m using the full keyboard at home

Me @ 8:20: sure, now you will tell me that fn+down arrow is page down. not acceptable.

R— F—– @ 8:20: i hook my laptop into a monitor at home
I just use the mouse

Me @ 8:21: weird

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

We traversed the country without a cent to spend nor a care to expend.

We may have overestimated the demand for renegade product managers.

It didn’t end well.

El Jesus de Magico – Pirate Utopia