Archive for April, 2009

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

The house was haunted by phantom limbs. I had some serious buyer’s remorse.

Flipper – Nothing

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

I’m requesting that all food be delivered in a compartmentalized tray. I’m eating everything with a spork.

Cheveu – Like a Deer in the Headlights

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Anticipating the inevitable zombanda craze.