Theft is clearly justified when reaching for perfection.

jj – ecstasy

What I thought you made me feel turned out to be pure prestidigitation.

I’d be cool with it if you did it again.

The Pink Noise – Go Downtown

I overselfmedicated. I used all the wrong medicines. I ingested when I was supposed to inhale.

You hit me in the head with a shovel. No lessons were learned.

ESG – Erase You (Puppy To Your Side) (this is my favorite song)

The house was haunted by phantom limbs. I had some serious buyer’s remorse.

Flipper – Nothing

I’m requesting that all food be delivered in a compartmentalized tray. I’m eating everything with a spork.

Cheveu – Like a Deer in the Headlights

Anticipating the inevitable zombanda craze.

From close up we both look absolutely grotesque. I guess we all do.

Thee Oh Sees – I Can’t Get No

One look at that terrible haircut told me that it wouldn’t be fair to bring up last summer.

Les Savy Fav – Precision Auto

You stole the bag full of pills and syringes and we made our escape.

None of it was planned that way. We defaulted to whatever was easiest to draw.

Surf City – Headin’ Inside

RE: Intro to Phase 0 – “It will change your life”

Sent: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:54 PM
To: B** J*****
Cc: design; PM

The last time my life was changed was when I was at the doctor or something and this girl had me listen to the song “New Slang” by the Shins on her headphones. Then all this weird stuff happened. We went to a quarry where there was this house that was like a beached boat (in a quarry! WTF!?!). I can’t remember what else but it was way messed up.

If this meeting is going to be like that, I think I’d rather not attend.

Words feel heavy. Even in this crappy font.

Young Governor – I’m a Mess

I was riding my JazzyTM cross country. It was for a charity thing.

The trip was cut short by a catastrophic fissure across the Midwest.

Sponsorships dried up. The media was redirected.

No one was around to capture my dejected expression as I reeled about slowly, waiting for someone to build a stupid bridge.

At that moment we learned that vegan dinner always ends in broken bones.

Anat Ben David – Ikea

The plan was for the machines to tend to us indefinitely. We had no hope for convalescence, but we had come to terms with that. Humanity had a good run, we figured.

We would have confirmed our agreement on the topic with a high five or something if our feeble arms could have spanned the distance of the room. We had to settle for the clank of metal surrogates.

It was the episode where they learned that clicking on an ‘x’ could not sever actual ties. It was the episode where they learned that real life never stops being a total drag.

Dávila 666 – Nueva Localización